Sometimes I think I enjoy the give and take of commenting more than the actually torture exercise of writing that is blogging. I’ve written comments on other people’s blogs that were more like blog posts themselves, and certainly are larger in volume than the sum total of any “novel” I pretend to be writing. Sometimes, before my multiple cups of caffeinated beverages kicks in, my snarkiness get the better of me…
… I understand your reluctance to post this given, the horrific event of the Thursday night, but in my view, this post was entirely positive, and of course, liberally peppered with humor.
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July 21, 2012 at 9:21 AM (Edit)
I can’t think of a single witty thing to type that uses the word “glazed” so i’ll just shut up.
July 21, 2012 at 9:24 AM (Edit)
I thought you would “rise” to the occasion…
July 21, 2012 at 9:28 AM (Edit)
Damn girl! You’re on fire!
July 21, 2012 at 9:37 AM (Edit)
I guess I should switch my writing time to in the morning – this after work plan isn’t working out – my eyes are glazed over by then…
July 21, 2012 at 9:42 AM (Edit)
OK…Ready?!…”there’s no holes in that logic”
July 21, 2012 at 9:51 AM (Edit)
Ha! Good one, Dave. I think I’ll “turnover” the bakery humor to you now.
July 21, 2012 at 9:54 AM (Edit)
NO WAY!! I couldn’t Bear Claw-ing my way through all that silliness.
July 21, 2012 at 9:59 AM (Edit)
It’s a cream-puff assignment…
July 21, 2012 at 9:59 AM (Edit)
…besides, it’s obvious that you take the cake in this venue!
July 21, 2012 at 10:01 AM (Edit)
You’re sweet-talkin’ me, now…
July 21, 2012 at 10:06 AM (Edit)
I feel a diabetic coma coming on…
July 21, 2012 at 10:11 AM (Edit)
You’re right – we’ve really been on a roll
July 21, 2012 at 10:16 AM (Edit)
you aint seen muffin yet
July 21, 2012 at 10:17 AM (Edit)
I can’t top that…
July 21, 2012 at 10:19 AM (Edit)
Let’s call a truce, before I need to put on stretch pants.
July 21, 2012 at 10:21 AM (Edit)
Okay, I’ll popover to Freshly Pressed and see if there isn’t someone I can harass…
July 21, 2012 at 10:24 AM (Edit)
I feel bad for all the pun-sters who slept in today and won’t have anything original left to say. The early bird gets the warm danish.
July 21, 2012 at 10:25 AM (Edit)
They need to wake up and smell the coffee…They’ll show up when we yeast expect them…
July 21, 2012 at 10:29 AM (Edit)
Sadly, there will be nothing left but crumbs. On the bright side, your post has already merited 150 comments (75 from me, 75 from you).
July 21, 2012 at 10:35 AM (Edit)
I guess should get my buns off here and go run a few errands…
July 21, 2012 at 10:37 AM (Edit)
Gotta do errands! At least at this time of the year you don’t have to worry about the roads icing up.
July 21, 2012 at 10:37 AM (Edit)
It’s like an oven out there…
1pointperspectieve
July 21, 2012 at 10:40 AM (Edit)
Use sunblock – unless you want to be as brown as a biscuit
July 21, 2012 at 1:07 PM (Edit)
I can’t come up with a good re-torte!!! Put a fork in me, I’m done…
July 21, 2012 at 1:09 PM (Edit)
I think we can both breathe a little yeastier, now that it’s over.
July 21, 2012 at 1:13 PM (Edit)
Wait, wait…I’m getting a second wind…we can add a whole ‘nuther layer.
July 21, 2012 at 1:15 PM (Edit)
Unless you don’t want to fritter away your afternoon.
July 21, 2012 at 1:20 PM (Edit)
If only one of us was ok with knot having the last word.
July 21, 2012 at 1:22 PM (Edit)
I can’t believe that came out of your pie-hole…
July 21, 2012 at 1:28 PM (Edit)
I’ve been known for dropping a few bon bon mots.
July 21, 2012 at 1:29 PM (Edit)
That really frosts me…
July 21, 2012 at 1:36 PM (Edit)
Sorry…didn’t mean to be shortening with you…I’m sure you’re used to me buttering you up. Maybe I can make up for it if I bring you some flours.
July 21, 2012 at 1:39 PM (Edit)
Oh, thank you, sweet-tart.
July 21, 2012 at 1:43 PM (Edit)
Sorry I got you all frost, but you need to relax – don’t get your panties all in a bundt.
July 21, 2012 at 1:48 PM (Edit)
If I cannoli make you see how important it is to me to have the last word…
July 21, 2012 at 1:50 PM (Edit)
Don’t worry, you’ve made your point. I read you, loud and eclair.
July 21, 2012 at 1:53 PM (Edit)
I don’t like to mince words, Dave.
July 21, 2012 at 1:54 PM (Edit)
I realize that. I know you’re not lying about the last word, everything you write is streudel.
k8edid
July 21, 2012 at 1:58 PM (Edit)
If only this witty banter could make us some dough!
July 21, 2012 at 1:59 PM (Edit)
Money or not, I hope you know that I’m a loyal follower of everything you write – I’ll never dessert you!!
July 21, 2012 at 2:00 PM (Edit)
That means a lot to me coming from a crusty old guy like you.
July 21, 2012 at 2:02 PM (Edit)
It touched my heart that you typed such sweet words with your lady fingers.
July 21, 2012 at 2:08 PM (Edit)
You’re quite the softie – I’d always thought you were one tough cookie…
July 21, 2012 at 2:11 PM (Edit)
I’m not as tough as most people think. In fact, I’m feeling weak from all this wordplay. I’m asking you on beignet’ed knee – can’t we cease this nonsense before it’s too late?
July 21, 2012 at 2:12 PM (Edit)
Well, it is putting a crimp in my getting lesson plans finished…
July 21, 2012 at 2:15 PM (Edit)I don’t know if a “crimp” is some kind of specialty cookie, but I’m going to go ahead and assume it is. I hereby surrender. I don’t have a white flag to wave, so I’ll use this sheet cake.
July 21, 2012 at 2:19 PM (Edit)
No, Dave…crimp is what you do to the edge of the pie crust. Lattice (another crust type) call it quits, then>
July 21, 2012 at 2:21 PM (Edit)
You win! It was a lot of fondant!
July 21, 2012 at 2:26 PM (Edit)
Yes, I’ll leave as soon as I find my car quiche…
July 21, 2012 at 2:35 PM (Edit)
OK…drive carefully, you dont want to dricve into a ditch and end upside down, Kate
July 21, 2012 at 2:41 PM (Edit)
Yes, that would be a half-baked plan.
July 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM (Edit)
Seriously, really, no more!! I’m going to get back to drawing my illustration for the lust piece. As a favor, please remind me to never try to draw water again. It’s making sketching a human thumb look fun!
July 21, 2012 at 2:45 PM (Edit)
Okay – thanks for playing along. I do need to get busy, as well.
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Dave was a really good sport about my relentless stalking. commenting. I don’t know about him, but I kept hoping someone would join in the merriment – or tell us to knock it off. I think Dave and I would have been the kind of kids that would have had to have been separated in class…or most likely to get kicked out of a bar together as adults. I simply could not let him have the last word on my blog.
Make sure to read Dave’s winning entries in the Seven Deadly Sins Series – and he’s about due to win another round, I’m sure. And he draws illustrations for each entry – he is a witty and talented man, for sure…and frankly I am beginning to resent him a lot.
Which reminds me – I am going to start posting entries in the next day or two. I have had trouble with SpamBots submitting bogus, one- or two-word submissions, and submissions going to my spam folder (none from people I recognized) but I can’t read them there for some reason. If you do not see your entry in the next few days, please let me know. I’m working on cleaning up my inbox and might have missed one.
Please, for the love of all that is punny – do not let Dave win again. Get your story in.
July 21, 2012 at 9:16 AM (Edit)
Thanks – I prefer to think of it as liberally “sprinkled” with humor…